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Players to avoid, with help from “Dude Perfect”

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There’s nothing I love more than golf (apologies to my family), but sometimes it pushes me to my limit of tolerance. I take comfort in knowing that 100 percent of my fellow golfers go through the same frustrations that I do. I try to keep a cool head most of the time, but other times I wonder about the safety of my clubs.

It’s soothing to make fun of ourselves and recognize how ridiculous this game makes us all look. The “Players to Avoid” series that I started was designed to ease the tension in such a serious game, and allow us to laugh instead of snap driver shafts.

This installment of “Players to Avoid” comes with help from Dude Perfect, a group of guys that have made viral YouTube videos their profession. They hold the record for longest basketball shot made, have shot basketballs out of airplanes, thrown footballs from the tops of stadiums with Johnny Manziel, kicked footballs with NFL players, raced go-karts and shot NERF guns. Their speciality is specializing in anything involving accuracy and coordination.

The group’s newest video, “Stereotypes: Golf,” makes fun of all types of golfing personalities, with both accuracy and hilarity. I’m going to highlight some of the guys to avoid from their stereotypes, and others to keep around. Regardless, you should watch the video because you surely have encountered all of these guys at some point in your golfing career.

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Players to Avoid

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The Lie Improver/Magically Finds his Golf Ball Guy (The Judge Smails)

No one likes a tattle-tale Danny, except of course me. The lie improver is someone you don’t want to play with or against. Avoiding confrontation is the easy way to go, but it’s awkward hearing them talk about the great recovery shot afterward when you know the ball came straight out of his or her pocket. I’d say something, but it could lead to a golfer fight!

The Tee Box Talker (Tiger’s Kyrptonite)

This is definitely Tiger’s least favorite golfer. No one reacts more outwardly in disgust to spectators talking or taking pictures in his backswing. We normal golfers, who don’t have droves of fans battling to get a glimpse at our flailing golf swings, deal with other forms of distractions. People like the conference caller, the untimely conversation guy, the texter, and the social media specialist are the main culprits. The golf course is no place to come up with clever hashtags or shoot some emails. Conversation is fine in between shots, but it’s tough to fire at pins with your buddy talking about how many fantasy football points his tailback tallied last week.

The Tailgater, Shadow Guy, Mr. Big Foot (The John Bender/Judd Nelson)

This guy is quite a rebel. He knows the rules, he understands etiquette, but he’s not concerned in the slightest with obliging to either. He’ll move his shadow for you, but not without first making a comment about how enforcing etiquette guidelines reflects poorly on your masculinity. He’s usually the same guy who spends most of his time leaning over the cart girl hoping to score more than just a par. If there’s one thing I know for certain, the cart girls at country clubs don’t go for the guy with the untucked, mismatched polo shirt ordering his seventh and eighth beer of the round.

The Untrustworthy Scorekeeper (The Vijay Singh)

It’s just something about pointing when counting their strokes that makes me think they’re lying. They think no one can notice they’re counting slower than they’re pointing. It’s like the quote from “Ocean’s Eleven,” where Brad Pitt tells Matt Damon: “Don’t look down or they’ll know your lying.” Well, in golf, don’t point when you’re counting shots or we know you’re shaving strokes.

Players to keep around:

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The Old Guy (The Miguel Angel Jiminez)

He bunts it around, tells ridiculously interesting stories and kicks your butt. In between shots, he talks about the time he met the Rat Pack in their heyday, stories of World War I and how the Internet is the downfall of society, and you won’t even notice you’re 3 down through 7. I have one rule of thumb: never trust an old guy with up-to-date technology in his set of clubs, but has an old Bullseye or Ping Anser putter. There’s a reason he hasn’t changed putters in 30 years. Do everything you can to get this guy on your team.

The That’s Playable Guy (The Bill Haas)

He’s the most trustworthy person on the course. You won’t have to worry about him improving a lie or the “Hey, look I found it” after taking a pocket drop. The guy rolling up his pants legs and splashing himself with muddy water doesn’t believe in that. It’s entertaining if not anything else. Some of the greatest shots are the ones where most players would take a drop. Just ask Bill Haas.

Mr. Mood Swing (The Spike Lee?)

This guy produces some of my favorite matches. It’s heated competition, like Reggie Miller having Spike Lee on the sidelines for the Knicks v. Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals at Madison Square Garden. He’s gonna rub the great shots in your face with passionate fist pumps, but slam his club even harder with the shanks. The previous shot determines whether he is the best or worst golfer of all time, and he’s always on the verge of either looking for sponsorship money for Q-school or finding out whether their clubs can float. The mood swing guy isn’t a fan of friendly competition. It’s an intense battle, and there’s nothing more fun than winning the $5 nassau against Mr. Mood Swing.

On a final note, there’s…

The Borrower

My guess is that this title fits about 95 percent of all GolfWRX readers. Whenever I see someone sifting through another player’s golf bag, I automatically assume they’re a loyal GolfWRX reader. I sympathize with all of you — it’s tough to see a TaylorMade SLDR or new MP-54 irons without kicking some tires.

He played on the Hawaii Pacific University Men's Golf team and earned a Masters degree in Communications. He also played college golf at Rutgers University, where he graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Journalism.

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  1. Jack

    Sep 20, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Did you miss the guy who never plays a provisional and always thinks he ball can be found? I played with a guy who would spend 5 minutes each hole looking for his ball, then end up rushing his shot after the drop. Sometimes it happens twice a hole.

  2. TheLegend

    Sep 19, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    The worst guy to play with is the one who says you have cheated when you have not. Then he turns around and tells everyone that you cheated.

  3. Mark Burke

    Sep 19, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Or the homeless golfer. The one who has dreams of playing on the champions tour but can’t play a lick. He is the same guy who lives in concrete tubes in Palm Springs and hits rocks with sticks to keep his game up all why trying to clear his name. He is a 58 year old delusional child. That golfer is me.

  4. paul

    Sep 19, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Im the guy with a stop watch, i make sure i play fast to make up for the slow pace of my friends. Problem is, it makes me rush and i make up for it by looking for balls that i fired in the bush.

  5. naflack

    Sep 19, 2013 at 1:13 am

    tee box talker here…?
    noise doesnt bother me on the tee so i tend to forget it bothers others.

    • mwmilk123

      Sep 19, 2013 at 5:30 am

      old guy here……18 year old Scotty Cameron in the bag. you forgot the “time keeper”. he’s the guy who complains about the pace of play in a 4 hour round. constant updates on how long we have been on the course. he never pulls the pin or replaces it, just walks off the green after giving himself a 3 footer. sometimes he will even tee off on th next hole while the group is putting out. he will address his ball when your away causing you to pause to see if hes going to hit. he doesnt understand his impatience is not helping the pace of play.

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The 2 primary challenges golf equipment companies face

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As the editor-in-chief of this website and an observer of the GolfWRX forums and other online golf equipment discourse for over a decade, I’m pretty well attuned to the grunts and grumbles of a significant portion of the golf equipment purchasing spectrum. And before you accuse me of lording above all in some digital ivory tower, I’d like to offer that I worked at golf courses (public and private) for years prior to picking up my pen, so I’m well-versed in the non-degenerate golf equipment consumers out there. I touched (green)grass (retail)!

Complaints about the ills of and related to the OEMs usually follow some version of: Product cycles are too short for real innovation, tour equipment isn’t the same as retail (which is largely not true, by the way), too much is invested in marketing and not enough in R&D, top staffer X hasn’t even put the new driver in play, so it’s obviously not superior to the previous generation, prices are too high, and on and on.

Without digging into the merits of any of these claims, which I believe are mostly red herrings, I’d like to bring into view of our rangefinder what I believe to be the two primary difficulties golf equipment companies face.

One: As Terry Koehler, back when he was the CEO of Ben Hogan, told me at the time of the Ft Worth irons launch, if you can’t regularly hit the golf ball in a coin-sized area in the middle of the face, there’s not a ton that iron technology can do for you. Now, this is less true now with respect to irons than when he said it, and is less and less true by degrees as the clubs get larger (utilities, fairways, hybrids, drivers), but there remains a great deal of golf equipment truth in that statement. Think about it — which is to say, in TL;DR fashion, get lessons from a qualified instructor who will teach you about the fundamentals of repeatable impact and how the golf swing works, not just offer band-aid fixes. If you can’t repeatably deliver the golf club to the golf ball in something resembling the manner it was designed for, how can you expect to be getting the most out of the club — put another way, the maximum value from your investment?

Similarly, game improvement equipment can only improve your game if you game it. In other words, get fit for the clubs you ought to be playing rather than filling the bag with the ones you wish you could hit or used to be able to hit. Of course, don’t do this if you don’t care about performance and just want to hit a forged blade while playing off an 18 handicap. That’s absolutely fine. There were plenty of members in clubs back in the day playing Hogan Apex or Mizuno MP-32 irons who had no business doing so from a ballstriking standpoint, but they enjoyed their look, feel, and complementary qualities to their Gatsby hats and cashmere sweaters. Do what brings you a measure of joy in this maddening game.

Now, the second issue. This is not a plea for non-conforming equipment; rather, it is a statement of fact. USGA/R&A limits on every facet of golf equipment are detrimental to golf equipment manufacturers. Sure, you know this, but do you think about it as it applies to almost every element of equipment? A 500cc driver would be inherently more forgiving than a 460cc, as one with a COR measurement in excess of 0.83. 50-inch shafts. Box grooves. And on and on.

Would fewer regulations be objectively bad for the game? Would this erode its soul? Fortunately, that’s beside the point of this exercise, which is merely to point out the facts. The fact, in this case, is that equipment restrictions and regulations are the slaughterbench of an abundance of innovation in the golf equipment space. Is this for the best? Well, now I’ve asked the question twice and might as well give a partial response, I guess my answer to that would be, “It depends on what type of golf you’re playing and who you’re playing it with.”

For my part, I don’t mind embarrassing myself with vintage blades and persimmons chasing after the quasi-spiritual elevation of a well-struck shot, but that’s just me. Plenty of folks don’t give a damn if their grooves are conforming. Plenty of folks think the folks in Liberty Corner ought to add a prison to the museum for such offences. And those are just a few of the considerations for the amateur game — which doesn’t get inside the gallery ropes of the pro game…

Different strokes in the game of golf, in my humble opinion.

Anyway, I believe equipment company engineers are genuinely trying to build better equipment year over year. The marketing departments are trying to find ways to make this equipment appeal to the broadest segment of the golf market possible. All of this against (1) the backdrop of — at least for now — firm product cycles. And golfers who, with their ~15 average handicap (men), for the most part, are not striping the golf ball like Tiger in his prime and seem to have less and less time year over year to practice and improve. (2) Regulations that massively restrict what they’re able to do…

That’s the landscape as I see it and the real headwinds for golf equipment companies. No doubt, there’s more I haven’t considered, but I think the previous is a better — and better faith — point of departure when formulating any serious commentary on the golf equipment world than some of the more cynical and conspiratorial takes I hear.

Agree? Disagree? Think I’m worthy of an Adam Hadwin-esque security guard tackle? Let me know in the comments.

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Fore Love of Golf: Introducing a new club concept

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Episode #16 brings us Cliff McKinney. Cliff is the founder of Old Charlie Golf Club, a new club, and concept, to be built in the Florida panhandle. The model is quite interesting and aims to make great, private golf more affordable. We hope you enjoy the show!

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On Scottie Scheffler wondering ‘What’s the point of winning?’

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Last week, I came across a reel from BBC Sport on Instagram featuring Scottie Scheffler speaking to the media ahead of The Open at Royal Portrush. In it, he shared that he often wonders what the point is of wanting to win tournaments so badly — especially when he knows, deep down, that it doesn’t lead to a truly fulfilling life.

 

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“Is it great to be able to win tournaments and to accomplish the things I have in the game of golf? Yeah, it brings tears to my eyes just to think about it because I’ve literally worked my entire life to be good at this sport,” Scheffler said. “To have that kind of sense of accomplishment, I think, is a pretty cool feeling. To get to live out your dreams is very special, but at the end of the day, I’m not out here to inspire the next generation of golfers. I’m not out here to inspire someone to be the best player in the world, because what’s the point?”

Ironically — or perhaps perfectly — he went on to win the claret jug.

That question — what’s the point of winning? — cuts straight to the heart of the human journey.

As someone who’s spent over two decades in the trenches of professional golf, and in deep study of the mental, emotional, and spiritual dimensions of the game, I see Scottie’s inner conflict as a sign of soul evolution in motion.

I came to golf late. I wasn’t a junior standout or college All-American. At 27, I left a steady corporate job to see if I could be on the PGA Tour starting as a 14-handicap, average-length hitter. Over the years, my journey has been defined less by trophies and more by the relentless effort to navigate the deeply inequitable and gated system of professional golf — an effort that ultimately turned inward and helped me evolve as both a golfer and a person.

One perspective that helped me make sense of this inner dissonance around competition and our culture’s tendency to overvalue winning is the idea of soul evolution.

The University of Virginia’s Division of Perceptual Studies has done extensive research on reincarnation, and Netflix’s Surviving Death (Episode 6) explores the topic, too. Whether you take it literally or metaphorically, the idea that we’re on a long arc of growth — from beginner to sage elder — offers a profound perspective.

If you accept the premise literally, then terms like “young soul” and “old soul” start to hold meaning. However, even if we set the word “soul” aside, it’s easy to see that different levels of life experience produce different worldviews.

Newer souls — or people in earlier stages of their development — may be curious and kind but still lack discernment or depth. There is a naivety, and they don’t yet question as deeply, tending to see things in black and white, partly because certainty feels safer than confronting the unknown.

As we gain more experience, we begin to experiment. We test limits. We chase extreme external goals — sometimes at the expense of health, relationships, or inner peace — still operating from hunger, ambition, and the fragility of the ego.

It’s a necessary stage, but often a turbulent and unfulfilling one.

David Duval fell off the map after reaching World No. 1. Bubba Watson had his own “Is this it?” moment with his caddie, Ted Scott, after winning the Masters.

In Aaron Rodgers: Enigma, reflecting on his 2011 Super Bowl win, Rodgers said:

“Now I’ve accomplished the only thing that I really, really wanted to do in my life. Now what? I was like, ‘Did I aim at the wrong thing? Did I spend too much time thinking about stuff that ultimately doesn’t give you true happiness?’”

Jim Carrey once said, “I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.”

Eventually, though, something shifts.

We begin to see in shades of gray. Winning, dominating, accumulating—these pursuits lose their shine. The rewards feel more fleeting. Living in a constant state of fight-or-flight makes us feel alive, yes, but not happy and joyful.

Compassion begins to replace ambition. Love, presence, and gratitude become more fulfilling than status, profits, or trophies. We crave balance over burnout. Collaboration over competition. Meaning over metrics.

Interestingly, if we zoom out, we can apply this same model to nations and cultures. Countries, like people, have a collective “soul stage” made up of the individuals within them.

Take the United States, for example. I’d place it as a mid-level soul: highly competitive and deeply driven, but still learning emotional maturity. Still uncomfortable with nuance. Still believing that more is always better. Despite its global wins, the U.S. currently ranks just 23rd in happiness (as of 2025). You might liken it to a gifted teenager—bold, eager, and ambitious, but angsty and still figuring out how to live well and in balance. As much as a parent wants to protect their child, sometimes the child has to make their own mistakes to truly grow.

So when Scottie Scheffler wonders what the point of winning is, I don’t see someone losing strength.

I see someone evolving.

He’s beginning to look beyond the leaderboard. Beyond metrics of success that carry a lower vibration. And yet, in a poetic twist, Scheffler did go on to win The Open. But that only reinforces the point: even at the pinnacle, the question remains. And if more of us in the golf and sports world — and in U.S. culture at large — started asking similar questions, we might discover that the more meaningful trophy isn’t about accumulating or beating others at all costs.

It’s about awakening and evolving to something more than winning could ever promise.

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