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Players to avoid, with help from “Dude Perfect”

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There’s nothing I love more than golf (apologies to my family), but sometimes it pushes me to my limit of tolerance. I take comfort in knowing that 100 percent of my fellow golfers go through the same frustrations that I do. I try to keep a cool head most of the time, but other times I wonder about the safety of my clubs.

It’s soothing to make fun of ourselves and recognize how ridiculous this game makes us all look. The “Players to Avoid” series that I started was designed to ease the tension in such a serious game, and allow us to laugh instead of snap driver shafts.

This installment of “Players to Avoid” comes with help from Dude Perfect, a group of guys that have made viral YouTube videos their profession. They hold the record for longest basketball shot made, have shot basketballs out of airplanes, thrown footballs from the tops of stadiums with Johnny Manziel, kicked footballs with NFL players, raced go-karts and shot NERF guns. Their speciality is specializing in anything involving accuracy and coordination.

The group’s newest video, “Stereotypes: Golf,” makes fun of all types of golfing personalities, with both accuracy and hilarity. I’m going to highlight some of the guys to avoid from their stereotypes, and others to keep around. Regardless, you should watch the video because you surely have encountered all of these guys at some point in your golfing career.

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The Lie Improver/Magically Finds his Golf Ball Guy (The Judge Smails)

No one likes a tattle-tale Danny, except of course me. The lie improver is someone you don’t want to play with or against. Avoiding confrontation is the easy way to go, but it’s awkward hearing them talk about the great recovery shot afterward when you know the ball came straight out of his or her pocket. I’d say something, but it could lead to a golfer fight!

The Tee Box Talker (Tiger’s Kyrptonite)

This is definitely Tiger’s least favorite golfer. No one reacts more outwardly in disgust to spectators talking or taking pictures in his backswing. We normal golfers, who don’t have droves of fans battling to get a glimpse at our flailing golf swings, deal with other forms of distractions. People like the conference caller, the untimely conversation guy, the texter, and the social media specialist are the main culprits. The golf course is no place to come up with clever hashtags or shoot some emails. Conversation is fine in between shots, but it’s tough to fire at pins with your buddy talking about how many fantasy football points his tailback tallied last week.

The Tailgater, Shadow Guy, Mr. Big Foot (The John Bender/Judd Nelson)

This guy is quite a rebel. He knows the rules, he understands etiquette, but he’s not concerned in the slightest with obliging to either. He’ll move his shadow for you, but not without first making a comment about how enforcing etiquette guidelines reflects poorly on your masculinity. He’s usually the same guy who spends most of his time leaning over the cart girl hoping to score more than just a par. If there’s one thing I know for certain, the cart girls at country clubs don’t go for the guy with the untucked, mismatched polo shirt ordering his seventh and eighth beer of the round.

The Untrustworthy Scorekeeper (The Vijay Singh)

It’s just something about pointing when counting their strokes that makes me think they’re lying. They think no one can notice they’re counting slower than they’re pointing. It’s like the quote from “Ocean’s Eleven,” where Brad Pitt tells Matt Damon: “Don’t look down or they’ll know your lying.” Well, in golf, don’t point when you’re counting shots or we know you’re shaving strokes.

Players to keep around:

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The Old Guy (The Miguel Angel Jiminez)

He bunts it around, tells ridiculously interesting stories and kicks your butt. In between shots, he talks about the time he met the Rat Pack in their heyday, stories of World War I and how the Internet is the downfall of society, and you won’t even notice you’re 3 down through 7. I have one rule of thumb: never trust an old guy with up-to-date technology in his set of clubs, but has an old Bullseye or Ping Anser putter. There’s a reason he hasn’t changed putters in 30 years. Do everything you can to get this guy on your team.

The That’s Playable Guy (The Bill Haas)

He’s the most trustworthy person on the course. You won’t have to worry about him improving a lie or the “Hey, look I found it” after taking a pocket drop. The guy rolling up his pants legs and splashing himself with muddy water doesn’t believe in that. It’s entertaining if not anything else. Some of the greatest shots are the ones where most players would take a drop. Just ask Bill Haas.

Mr. Mood Swing (The Spike Lee?)

This guy produces some of my favorite matches. It’s heated competition, like Reggie Miller having Spike Lee on the sidelines for the Knicks v. Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals at Madison Square Garden. He’s gonna rub the great shots in your face with passionate fist pumps, but slam his club even harder with the shanks. The previous shot determines whether he is the best or worst golfer of all time, and he’s always on the verge of either looking for sponsorship money for Q-school or finding out whether their clubs can float. The mood swing guy isn’t a fan of friendly competition. It’s an intense battle, and there’s nothing more fun than winning the $5 nassau against Mr. Mood Swing.

On a final note, there’s…

The Borrower

My guess is that this title fits about 95 percent of all GolfWRX readers. Whenever I see someone sifting through another player’s golf bag, I automatically assume they’re a loyal GolfWRX reader. I sympathize with all of you — it’s tough to see a TaylorMade SLDR or new MP-54 irons without kicking some tires.

He played on the Hawaii Pacific University Men's Golf team and earned a Masters degree in Communications. He also played college golf at Rutgers University, where he graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Journalism.

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  1. Jack

    Sep 20, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Did you miss the guy who never plays a provisional and always thinks he ball can be found? I played with a guy who would spend 5 minutes each hole looking for his ball, then end up rushing his shot after the drop. Sometimes it happens twice a hole.

  2. TheLegend

    Sep 19, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    The worst guy to play with is the one who says you have cheated when you have not. Then he turns around and tells everyone that you cheated.

  3. Mark Burke

    Sep 19, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Or the homeless golfer. The one who has dreams of playing on the champions tour but can’t play a lick. He is the same guy who lives in concrete tubes in Palm Springs and hits rocks with sticks to keep his game up all why trying to clear his name. He is a 58 year old delusional child. That golfer is me.

  4. paul

    Sep 19, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Im the guy with a stop watch, i make sure i play fast to make up for the slow pace of my friends. Problem is, it makes me rush and i make up for it by looking for balls that i fired in the bush.

  5. naflack

    Sep 19, 2013 at 1:13 am

    tee box talker here…?
    noise doesnt bother me on the tee so i tend to forget it bothers others.

    • mwmilk123

      Sep 19, 2013 at 5:30 am

      old guy here……18 year old Scotty Cameron in the bag. you forgot the “time keeper”. he’s the guy who complains about the pace of play in a 4 hour round. constant updates on how long we have been on the course. he never pulls the pin or replaces it, just walks off the green after giving himself a 3 footer. sometimes he will even tee off on th next hole while the group is putting out. he will address his ball when your away causing you to pause to see if hes going to hit. he doesnt understand his impatience is not helping the pace of play.

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Brandel Chamblee PGA Championship Q&A: Rose’s huge McLaren risk, distracted LIV pros and why Aronimink suits the bombers

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PGA Championship week is here, and Brandel Chamblee did not hold back in our latest discussion ahead of the season’s second major.

In our 2026 PGA Championship Q&A, golf’s leading analyst made the case that PIF pulling LIV’s funding has left its players competing in a state of confusion, called Justin Rose’s mid-season equipment switch a huge risk at 45, and explained why Aronimink will be a bombers’ delight this week.

Check out the full Q&A below.

Gianni: With the PIF confirming that they’re pulling funding from LIV at the end of the season, what impact do you expect that to have on the LIV players competing at the PGA Championship?

Brandel: I would imagine that they have all been thrown into a state of confusion, and will be distracted, not knowing where they are going to play next year and not knowing exactly their road back to either the DP World Tour or the PGA Tour. Or in Rahm’s case, being tied to a sinking ship for the next few years, likely playing for pennies on the dollar in events that no one cares about or watches.

I doubt this would put him in the best frame of mind to compete at his highest level. Keeping in mind, however, that majors are the only time that LIV disciples get to play in events that matter, so never disregard the motivation they have to prove to the world they are still relevant.

Gianni: Justin Rose switched to McLaren Golf equipment mid-season while playing some of the best golf of his career. What do you make of the change?

Brandel: I don’t really know what to make of Rose switching equipment. It seems a huge risk on his part, even though it is likely, in my opinion, that the clubs he’s playing are similar, if not the exact grinds, to what he was playing previously, with a McLaren stamp on them.

Having said that, at best, it is a distraction when he seemed to be as dialed in with his game as any 45-year-old could be and trending in the majors to perhaps do something that would definitely put him in the Hall of Fame. At worst, given the possibility that these clubs aren’t just duplicates of his old set stamped with McLaren on them, he’s made an equipment change that would take time, and 45-year-old athletes don’t have the time to do such things.

Gianni: Aronimink has only hosted a handful of professional events since it hosted the 1962 PGA Championship. What kind of test does it present, and does a course with less recent major championship history tend to level the playing field?

Brandel: Even though Aronimink has only hosted a handful of meaningful professional events, it has been fairly discerning in who can win there. When Keegan Bradley won the BMW Championship on the Donald Ross masterpiece in 2018, he was the 2nd best iron player on tour coming into that week. When Nick Watney won the AT&T at Aronimink in 2011, he was 2nd in strokes gained total coming into the week.

In 2020, Aronimink hosted the KPMG Championship, and Sei Young Kim won. On the LPGA that year, she was first in greens in regulation, putts per green in regulation, and scoring average on the way to being the LPGA player of the year. And then there is the 1962 PGA Championship won by Gary Player, who eventually became just one of a few players to win the career grand slam on the way to winning 9 majors. It is a formidable test, and if it’s not softened by rain, it will bring out the best in the upper echelons of the game.

Gianni: Is there a specific hole at Aronimink that you think will do the most to decide the winner?

Brandel: The hardest hole at Aronimink in each of the three tour events that have been played there since 2010 has been the long par-3 8th hole, with the par-4 10th being the second hardest, so most of the carnage will happen around the turn, but with the par-5 16th offering opportunities for bold plays and the tough closing holes at 17 and 18, the finish is likely to be frenetic.

Gianni: The PGA Championship has always sat in the shadow of the other majors. What does the ideal PGA Championship look like in your eyes, and what would it take for it to carve out its own identity?

Brandel: The PGA Championship, to whatever degree it suffers from the comparison to the other three majors, is still counted just as much when adding them up at the end of one’s career. Almost 1/3 of Nicklaus’ major wins were the five PGA Championships he won. Walter Hagen won 11 majors, five of which were PGA Championships.

Tiger Woods twice in his career won back-to-back PGA Championships, and those four majors count just as much as the other 11 he won. The PGA may not have the prestige of the other three, but it carries the same weight. Having said that, I preferred the identity that it had as the last major of the year.

Gianni: You nailed your Masters picks. Rory won, Scottie finished solo second, and Morikawa surged to a tie for seventh. Who are your top 3 picks for the PGA Championship and why?

Brandel: I am not a huge fan of majors played on golf courses that have been shorn of most of the trees, although I understand some of the agronomic reasons for doing so and of course the ease with which it allows members to play after errant drives. However, at the highest level, it all but eliminates any strategy off the tee and turns professional golf into an even bigger slugfest. That means that it will likely be a bomber’s delight this week, but fortunately, Scottie Scheffler is long enough to play that game and straight enough to play it better than anyone else.

The major championships give us very few surprises anymore, going back to the beginning of 2012, so the last 57 majors played, the average world rank of the winners has been better than 15th in the world. So look at the highest ranked and longest drivers who are on form coming into the PGA Championship who also have great short games as the surrounds at Aronimink are very challenging. That’s Scottie Scheffler by a mile and then McIlroy and Cameron Young with a far bigger nod towards DeChambeau than I gave him at the Masters.

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A putter that I love and hate – Club Junkie Podcast

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In this episode of the Club Junkie Podcast, we dive into one of the most interesting flatstick releases of the year with a full review of the new TaylorMade SYSTM 2 putters. After spending time on the greens, I break down what makes this design stand out, where it performs, and why it has me completely torn between loving it and fighting it. If you are into feel, alignment, and consistency, this is one you will want to hear about.

We also take a look at some of the putters in play on the PGA Tour last week. From familiar favorites to a few surprising setups, there is always something to learn from what the best players in the world are rolling with under pressure.

To wrap things up, I walk through the process of building a set of JP Golf Prime irons paired with Baddazz Gold Series shafts. From component selection to performance goals, this is a deep dive into what goes into creating a unique custom set and why this combo has been so intriguing.

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From 14 handicap to pro: 4 things I’d tell golfers at 50

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This year my 50th birthday. Gosh, where has the time gone?

As a teenager in rural Missouri, some of my junior high and high school years felt interminable. Graduation seemed light years away. But the older I get, the faster life seems to fly by.

I’m also increasingly aware of my mortality. My dad died recently. Earlier this year, a friend and fellow PGA of America professional and I were texting about our next catch-up. The next message I received was news of his unexpected passing at 48. Shortly after, a woman I dated in college succumbed to cancer at 51.

Certainly, one can share perspective at any age. Seniors help freshmen, veterans guide rookies. But reaching this milestone feels like as good a time as any to do one of those “what would I tell my younger self?” articles.

I’ve had a uniquely varied career in golf. I started as a 27-year-old, average-length-hitting, 14-handicap computer engineer and somehow managed to turn pro before running out of money, constantly bootstrapping my way forward. I’ve won qualifiers and set venue records in the World Long Drive Championships, finished fifth at the Speedgolf World Championships, coached all skill levels as a PGA of America professional, built industry-leading swing speed training programs for Swing Man Golf, helped advance the single-length iron market with Sterling Irons®, caddied on the PGA TOUR and PGA TOUR Champions, and played about 300 courses across 32 countries.

It’s been a ride, and I’ve gone both deep and wide.

So while I can consult and advise from a lot of angles, let me keep it to a few things I’d tell the average golfer who wants to improve.

1. Think About What You Want

Everyone has their own reason for picking up a golf club.

Oddly, as a professional athlete, I’m not internally driven by competition. That can be challenging, as the industry currently prioritizes and incentivizes competition over the love of the game.

For me, I love walking and being outdoors. Nature helps balance my energy. I prefer courses that are integrated into the natural beauty of their surroundings. I’m comfortable practicing alone. I’m a deep thinker, and I genuinely enjoy investigating the game, using data and intuition to unearth unique, often innovative insights. I’m fortunate to be strong and athletic, so I appreciate the chance to engage with my abilities. Traveling feels adventurous. I could go on.

You don’t have to overthink it like I do. For you, it might be as simple as hitting balls to escape work, hanging out with friends, and playing loosely with the rules and the score.

The point is to give yourself permission to play for your own reasons, and let that be enough.

But if improvement is your goal, thinking about your destination—and when you want to get there—is important, because it dictates the steps you need to take. When I set out to go from a 14-handicap to the PGA TOUR as quickly as possible, the steps I needed were very different from those of a working golfer trying to break 90 in six months. That’s also different from someone who just wants a few peaceful hours outside each week, away from work or family.

None of these goals are better than the others, but each requires a different plan that you can work backward from.

2. There Are Lots of Things That Can Work

One of the challenges of golf is that, although there are rules for playing, there aren’t clear, industry-wide standards for how to best play the game. There’s a lot of gray area.

You might hear a top coach or trainer insist that a certain move is the best way to swing or train. Then you dig a bit deeper and, much to your confusion and frustration, another respected coach or trainer says something completely different. I don’t think anyone is trying to confuse you—at least I hope not. It’s just where the industry is right now.

You have to be careful with advice from tournament pros, too. They might be great at scoring, but they’re also human and sometimes just as susceptible as amateurs to believing things that don’t really move the needle. Tour players might describe what they feel, but that’s not always what they’re actually doing when assessed with technology.

I recently ran a test on my YouTube channel (which connects to my GolfWRX article “How to use your hands in the golf swing for power and accuracy”), and, interestingly, two of the most commonly taught hand actions produced the worst results in the test.

Coaches can certainly help. If you find someone you connect with to help navigate, that’s great. But there are many ways to get the ball in the hole. In the current landscape, you may need to seek multiple opinions, think critically, and use your own intuition to discern what seems true and whose advice resonates with you.

I’d recommend seeking someone who is open-minded and always learning, because things constantly change. Absolutes like “correct” or “proper” should raise a red flag. AI can be useful, but it tends to confidently repeat popular advice, so proceed with caution.

3. Get Custom Fit

If you’re serious about becoming a better player, getting custom fit is hugely important. There’s no sense fighting your equipment if you don’t have to. Most better players get fit these days and, if they don’t, they’re usually skilled enough to work around clubs that aren’t ideal.

If you plan to play for a long time, it’s worth spending a little more upfront to get something that truly fits you and your game, rather than continually buying and discarding equipment.

Equipment rules haven’t really changed significantly since the early 2000s. To stay in business, manufacturers keep pushing those limits. If you pull a bunch of clubs and balls off the rack and test them, you’ll find differences. I’ve tested two new drivers and seen a 30-yard total distance gap. Usually, the issue isn’t bad equipment; it’s that the combination of components simply isn’t the best fit.

It’s like wearing a new pair of floppy clown shoes. Sure, they’re shoes—but you won’t sprint your best in them compared to track shoes that fit perfectly.

Be wary of what’s called custom fitting, too. Sometimes the term is used as a marketing strategy rather than an actual fitting. In some retail settings, fitters may be incentivized to steer you toward higher-priced components. That doesn’t automatically mean it’s not the best fit, but you should be aware of potential biases.

I learned a version of this lesson outside of golf. Years ago, I bought a tennis racquet at a big box store from a seemingly knowledgeable employee who thought it would suit me best. The racquet gave me tennis elbow, and I spent months recovering with rest and acupuncture. The next season, I invested more time and money to find what actually fit me, and I walked away with something amazing that I still play with years later.

So if you’re going to get fit, be smart about it.

Find someone you believe has deep knowledge—possibly with certifications, but not necessarily. Make sure there’s a wide inventory across many brands. Check recent reviews for the individual fitter if possible. Make sure you trust that the fitter has your best interests at heart. If they’re wearing a hat or shirt with a specific brand’s logo, proceed with caution. Unless you specifically want a certain brand or look, be wary of upsells, especially if two options perform nearly the same.

Also, while golf is called a sport of integrity, there’s a thread of manipulation in the industry. I once drafted an equipment article for an industry magazine, structured just like one of their previous popular stories, with matching word count and great photos. The assistant editor loved it; it was useful to readers and required little work on his part. But the editor-in-chief nixed the story. When I asked why, I was told it was because I wasn’t an advertiser. It turned out the article I’d modeled mine after was a paid ad cleverly disguised as editorial content.

I really dislike games, clickbait, and fear-based manipulation. I hope this changes, but golfers deserve to know it exists.

4. Distance and Strategy Matter

There’s a real relationship between how far you hit the ball and your scoring average, even at the PGA TOUR level.

I experienced this early in my pro career. I started as a power hitter, swinging in the high 120s and breaking 200 mph ball speed with a stock driver.

Back then, some instructors advised swinging at 80%, so I tried slowing down for more accuracy. That worked fine on shorter, tighter courses. But on longer setups, I was coming into greens with too much club, and par 5s stopped being

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