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How do you mark your golf ball on the green?

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Putting can be one of the most superstitious aspects of this weird and wonderful game we play. The sequence of marking a ball to clean it or get out of the line of sight of a playing partner and then replacing it can play a major factor in a golfer’s pre-shot routine. OCD tendencies can creep in, and golfers can rely heavily on their favorite marker to help them confidently coax the ball home.

I’ve run into a lot of players in my days playing, all with their own idiosyncrasies. I’ve seen ancient coins, fluorescent plastic, poker chips, ring pulls and even some mini-satellite dishes being used. And I’ve witnessed some bizarre rituals of ball marking, taking the coin out of certain pockets, kissing it, putting it down face up, positioning it to point a certain way. I must have at least 30 markers in my bag — some are gifts, some are from corporate days and some are keepsakes from courses I have played — but I inevitably always use the same old one.

In this article I’ve come up with a list of common characters and their ball-marking tendencies. Which ones are in your four-ball?

Custom Cory: We all know the guy with a “special” marker, one from Scotty’s own personal collection that color matches the paint-fill scheme on his Circle T putter. His marker is worth more money than the collective sets of clubs of his group. He keeps it in a special felt-lined pouch and looks with pride as he places it down to mark his Pro V. He name drops it a few times per round, but says very little when you putt him off the greens with your Walmart $20 special. Afterwards, he curses to himself as he climbs into his Porsche that he needs to buy an even more exclusive marker for his next round.

Namedropper Nick: Nick throws down his Augusta marker on a regular basis, usually when he is wearing his Augusta hat and shirt. “Did I tell you I was at the Masters this year?” He’ll switch it up to a Pebble Beach or a Torrey Pines marker occasionally. He’s played them all, and he has a vast and extensive collection of ball markers held in several rosewood display cabinets in his “golf cave” at home. It’s fun to watch Nick and Cory try and subtly outbrag each other.

Plastic Patrick: At the start of the round, Patrick puts his hand into his bag and pulls out a fistful of tees, markers, pitchmark repairers and pencils. His pockets bulge with so much crap that he waddles on the green, and he spends a few minutes every time looking for a marker when he needs to mark. “No wait, I got one here! Just give me a minute” as he goes through the entire contents of his pocket. And then he can’t remember which one is his when it comes to his turn to putt. “Didn’t I use a red one? No wait, that’s right, it was a yellow one!”

Superstitious Steve: Steve has been using the same quarter for the past 25 years. It has been blessed several times by the local priest. He always marks his ball heads up with the nose pointing to the target. It’s his “lucky quarter” stamped with the year he was born. Those missed two footers today were the fault of not aligning the left nostril to the hole correctly. If he ever loses that coin he will just quit golf.

Boozy Ben: Ben is a corporate golf-day specialist getting limbered up before the round with a six pack. He will generally not mark his ball, oblivious of the fact that it may be on his playing partner’s line. The “can’t you just hit ’round it?” question gets met with a death stare. So he’ll either just go ahead and finish out or mark it with a tin of beer.

Howard the Hack: He plays a lot with Boozy Ben. It seems he doesn’t possess a marker and instead uses a tee, a pitchfork or even his glove at times. He’s even been known to hawk one down on the green as a temporary marker. He’ll often ask to borrow a marker, which is fun when he and Cory play together. Cory keeps a cheap back-up marker just for Howard.

Gizmo Gary: Has just acquired a “state of the art” marker designed by NASA that has a GPS stamp that links wirelessly to his watch and tells him where his marker is on the green. It’s painted green, a design flaw, so it takes Gary forever to actually find it within 1-2 meters of where the GPS put it. Oh, Gary!

Random Ronnie: Watch out, Ronnie’s out again without a marker so instead he uses an old pitch mark or a blade of grass or his shoe to mark his ball. “Sure that’s close enough” is his regular quip as he always seems to end up a little closer to the hole when it comes to replacing his ball. When he does carry his marker, he has extremely nimble fingers and usually can make up several inches in placing his ball down somewhere nearer the marker.

Forgetful Felix: Felix enthusiastically offers to move his marker several club heads out of your line. Nothing is too much trouble to give you a little space. But of course, he will forget to replace his ball. He is often seen in the rough looking for his ball a considerable distance away from where it actually is.

Robot Ray: Ray has his pre-shot routine down pat. He keeps his magnetic white marker on his visor. The routine goes like this: mark ball, wipe it twice and replace it while aligning the logo exactly inline with his read. Then the marker goes straight back on the visor. Ray once had a breakdown when he reached up and found his marker missing. He resolved to use a stronger magnet on his visor, which helps with his OCD therapy.

Mark Donaghy is a writer and author from Northern Ireland, living in the picturesque seaside town of Portstewart. He is married to Christine and they have three boys. Mark is a "golf nut," and is lucky to be a member of a classic links, Portstewart Golf Club. At college he played for the Irish Universities golf team, and today he still deludes himself that he can play to that standard. He recently released Caddy Attitudes: 'Looping' for the Rich and Famous in New York. It recounts the life experiences of two young Irish lads working as caddies at the prestigious Shinnecock Hills course in the Hamptons. Mark has a unique writing style, with humorous observations of golfers and their caddies, navigating both the golf course and their respective attitudes. Toss in the personal experiences of a virtually broke couple of young men trying to make a few bucks and their adventures in a culture and society somewhat unknown to them... and you have Caddy Attitudes. From scintillating sex in a sand trap to the comparison of societal status with caddy shack status, the book will grab the attention of anyone who plays the game. Caddy Attitudes is available on Amazon/Kindle and to date it has had excellent reviews.

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13 Comments

  1. John

    Sep 12, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    This dude get fired from Buzzfeed or something?

  2. Egor

    Sep 10, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    A fun read and I’ve met and play with several like this. You forgot the one who never has a ball marker and doesn’t even bring a tee or fork to the green with him.

    Also, misuse of OCD. I don’t have it, don’t know anyone with it, but I shudder a bit when someone uses it incorrectly – much the same as “exponentially” (No one can explain the word after they use it to describe some level of positive growth) and “irregardless”

    Sorry for my OCD in calling out the exponential misuse of OCD. Irregardless – a great article – thanks!

  3. Double Mocha Man

    Sep 10, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    A dime is the best marker. Won’t deflect balls putted over it. Doesn’t speak to any kind of insecurity or braggadocio. Effective, simple, we almost always have one and can afford it. When I have to provide a dime to partners who “forgot” their ball markers I always insist I get it back because it’s a large portion of my 401K.

  4. Dave Dudus

    Sep 10, 2016 at 10:39 am

    I glue a golf course freebie marker to the bottom of a cool guitar pick and use that. The edges are beveled some the interfere less with any other ball that goes over them. Geeky but usable.

    • John

      Sep 12, 2016 at 4:20 pm

      …why not just use to pick without gluing it to something? Guitar picks are pretty common, just don’t know anyone who felt the need to glue it to something…

  5. Jk

    Sep 10, 2016 at 2:31 am

    You forgot the resort guest hack who just uses the button on his glove.

    • Brian

      Sep 10, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      That’s what that removable button is for…

  6. Brian

    Sep 9, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    “Those missed two footers today were the fault of not aligning the left nostril to the hole correctly. If he ever loses that coin he will just quit golf.”

    Who makes their buddy putt out a two footer?

  7. Smokin'Gun

    Sep 9, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    USELESS

  8. DeadFish

    Sep 9, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    LMAO, these are funny. I don’t fit any of these. I’d be this guy’s profile

    Player Pete: Lives the “Play it as it lies” even on the green. Unless his ball is in your line he won’t touch it. He has a ball marker, and always has it ready, but never uses it. Pete doesn’t mind putting a dirty ball. The only time he will clean it is when the ball is covered in mud and would clearly result in a horrible putt. So make that 2 times Pete will mark his ball.

  9. TCJ

    Sep 9, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Hard shank… it stings the hands it does!

  10. B Hock

    Sep 9, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Top Notch!!!

  11. Messico

    Sep 9, 2016 at 7:57 am

    Lol

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The 2 primary challenges golf equipment companies face

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As the editor-in-chief of this website and an observer of the GolfWRX forums and other online golf equipment discourse for over a decade, I’m pretty well attuned to the grunts and grumbles of a significant portion of the golf equipment purchasing spectrum. And before you accuse me of lording above all in some digital ivory tower, I’d like to offer that I worked at golf courses (public and private) for years prior to picking up my pen, so I’m well-versed in the non-degenerate golf equipment consumers out there. I touched (green)grass (retail)!

Complaints about the ills of and related to the OEMs usually follow some version of: Product cycles are too short for real innovation, tour equipment isn’t the same as retail (which is largely not true, by the way), too much is invested in marketing and not enough in R&D, top staffer X hasn’t even put the new driver in play, so it’s obviously not superior to the previous generation, prices are too high, and on and on.

Without digging into the merits of any of these claims, which I believe are mostly red herrings, I’d like to bring into view of our rangefinder what I believe to be the two primary difficulties golf equipment companies face.

One: As Terry Koehler, back when he was the CEO of Ben Hogan, told me at the time of the Ft Worth irons launch, if you can’t regularly hit the golf ball in a coin-sized area in the middle of the face, there’s not a ton that iron technology can do for you. Now, this is less true now with respect to irons than when he said it, and is less and less true by degrees as the clubs get larger (utilities, fairways, hybrids, drivers), but there remains a great deal of golf equipment truth in that statement. Think about it — which is to say, in TL;DR fashion, get lessons from a qualified instructor who will teach you about the fundamentals of repeatable impact and how the golf swing works, not just offer band-aid fixes. If you can’t repeatably deliver the golf club to the golf ball in something resembling the manner it was designed for, how can you expect to be getting the most out of the club — put another way, the maximum value from your investment?

Similarly, game improvement equipment can only improve your game if you game it. In other words, get fit for the clubs you ought to be playing rather than filling the bag with the ones you wish you could hit or used to be able to hit. Of course, don’t do this if you don’t care about performance and just want to hit a forged blade while playing off an 18 handicap. That’s absolutely fine. There were plenty of members in clubs back in the day playing Hogan Apex or Mizuno MP-32 irons who had no business doing so from a ballstriking standpoint, but they enjoyed their look, feel, and complementary qualities to their Gatsby hats and cashmere sweaters. Do what brings you a measure of joy in this maddening game.

Now, the second issue. This is not a plea for non-conforming equipment; rather, it is a statement of fact. USGA/R&A limits on every facet of golf equipment are detrimental to golf equipment manufacturers. Sure, you know this, but do you think about it as it applies to almost every element of equipment? A 500cc driver would be inherently more forgiving than a 460cc, as one with a COR measurement in excess of 0.83. 50-inch shafts. Box grooves. And on and on.

Would fewer regulations be objectively bad for the game? Would this erode its soul? Fortunately, that’s beside the point of this exercise, which is merely to point out the facts. The fact, in this case, is that equipment restrictions and regulations are the slaughterbench of an abundance of innovation in the golf equipment space. Is this for the best? Well, now I’ve asked the question twice and might as well give a partial response, I guess my answer to that would be, “It depends on what type of golf you’re playing and who you’re playing it with.”

For my part, I don’t mind embarrassing myself with vintage blades and persimmons chasing after the quasi-spiritual elevation of a well-struck shot, but that’s just me. Plenty of folks don’t give a damn if their grooves are conforming. Plenty of folks think the folks in Liberty Corner ought to add a prison to the museum for such offences. And those are just a few of the considerations for the amateur game — which doesn’t get inside the gallery ropes of the pro game…

Different strokes in the game of golf, in my humble opinion.

Anyway, I believe equipment company engineers are genuinely trying to build better equipment year over year. The marketing departments are trying to find ways to make this equipment appeal to the broadest segment of the golf market possible. All of this against (1) the backdrop of — at least for now — firm product cycles. And golfers who, with their ~15 average handicap (men), for the most part, are not striping the golf ball like Tiger in his prime and seem to have less and less time year over year to practice and improve. (2) Regulations that massively restrict what they’re able to do…

That’s the landscape as I see it and the real headwinds for golf equipment companies. No doubt, there’s more I haven’t considered, but I think the previous is a better — and better faith — point of departure when formulating any serious commentary on the golf equipment world than some of the more cynical and conspiratorial takes I hear.

Agree? Disagree? Think I’m worthy of an Adam Hadwin-esque security guard tackle? Let me know in the comments.

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Fore Love of Golf: Introducing a new club concept

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Episode #16 brings us Cliff McKinney. Cliff is the founder of Old Charlie Golf Club, a new club, and concept, to be built in the Florida panhandle. The model is quite interesting and aims to make great, private golf more affordable. We hope you enjoy the show!

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On Scottie Scheffler wondering ‘What’s the point of winning?’

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Last week, I came across a reel from BBC Sport on Instagram featuring Scottie Scheffler speaking to the media ahead of The Open at Royal Portrush. In it, he shared that he often wonders what the point is of wanting to win tournaments so badly — especially when he knows, deep down, that it doesn’t lead to a truly fulfilling life.

 

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“Is it great to be able to win tournaments and to accomplish the things I have in the game of golf? Yeah, it brings tears to my eyes just to think about it because I’ve literally worked my entire life to be good at this sport,” Scheffler said. “To have that kind of sense of accomplishment, I think, is a pretty cool feeling. To get to live out your dreams is very special, but at the end of the day, I’m not out here to inspire the next generation of golfers. I’m not out here to inspire someone to be the best player in the world, because what’s the point?”

Ironically — or perhaps perfectly — he went on to win the claret jug.

That question — what’s the point of winning? — cuts straight to the heart of the human journey.

As someone who’s spent over two decades in the trenches of professional golf, and in deep study of the mental, emotional, and spiritual dimensions of the game, I see Scottie’s inner conflict as a sign of soul evolution in motion.

I came to golf late. I wasn’t a junior standout or college All-American. At 27, I left a steady corporate job to see if I could be on the PGA Tour starting as a 14-handicap, average-length hitter. Over the years, my journey has been defined less by trophies and more by the relentless effort to navigate the deeply inequitable and gated system of professional golf — an effort that ultimately turned inward and helped me evolve as both a golfer and a person.

One perspective that helped me make sense of this inner dissonance around competition and our culture’s tendency to overvalue winning is the idea of soul evolution.

The University of Virginia’s Division of Perceptual Studies has done extensive research on reincarnation, and Netflix’s Surviving Death (Episode 6) explores the topic, too. Whether you take it literally or metaphorically, the idea that we’re on a long arc of growth — from beginner to sage elder — offers a profound perspective.

If you accept the premise literally, then terms like “young soul” and “old soul” start to hold meaning. However, even if we set the word “soul” aside, it’s easy to see that different levels of life experience produce different worldviews.

Newer souls — or people in earlier stages of their development — may be curious and kind but still lack discernment or depth. There is a naivety, and they don’t yet question as deeply, tending to see things in black and white, partly because certainty feels safer than confronting the unknown.

As we gain more experience, we begin to experiment. We test limits. We chase extreme external goals — sometimes at the expense of health, relationships, or inner peace — still operating from hunger, ambition, and the fragility of the ego.

It’s a necessary stage, but often a turbulent and unfulfilling one.

David Duval fell off the map after reaching World No. 1. Bubba Watson had his own “Is this it?” moment with his caddie, Ted Scott, after winning the Masters.

In Aaron Rodgers: Enigma, reflecting on his 2011 Super Bowl win, Rodgers said:

“Now I’ve accomplished the only thing that I really, really wanted to do in my life. Now what? I was like, ‘Did I aim at the wrong thing? Did I spend too much time thinking about stuff that ultimately doesn’t give you true happiness?’”

Jim Carrey once said, “I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.”

Eventually, though, something shifts.

We begin to see in shades of gray. Winning, dominating, accumulating—these pursuits lose their shine. The rewards feel more fleeting. Living in a constant state of fight-or-flight makes us feel alive, yes, but not happy and joyful.

Compassion begins to replace ambition. Love, presence, and gratitude become more fulfilling than status, profits, or trophies. We crave balance over burnout. Collaboration over competition. Meaning over metrics.

Interestingly, if we zoom out, we can apply this same model to nations and cultures. Countries, like people, have a collective “soul stage” made up of the individuals within them.

Take the United States, for example. I’d place it as a mid-level soul: highly competitive and deeply driven, but still learning emotional maturity. Still uncomfortable with nuance. Still believing that more is always better. Despite its global wins, the U.S. currently ranks just 23rd in happiness (as of 2025). You might liken it to a gifted teenager—bold, eager, and ambitious, but angsty and still figuring out how to live well and in balance. As much as a parent wants to protect their child, sometimes the child has to make their own mistakes to truly grow.

So when Scottie Scheffler wonders what the point of winning is, I don’t see someone losing strength.

I see someone evolving.

He’s beginning to look beyond the leaderboard. Beyond metrics of success that carry a lower vibration. And yet, in a poetic twist, Scheffler did go on to win The Open. But that only reinforces the point: even at the pinnacle, the question remains. And if more of us in the golf and sports world — and in U.S. culture at large — started asking similar questions, we might discover that the more meaningful trophy isn’t about accumulating or beating others at all costs.

It’s about awakening and evolving to something more than winning could ever promise.

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