Opinion & Analysis
You know you’re a golfer when…

You know you’re a golfer when…
- You tell the restaurant hostess that you’ll be a foursome for dinner.
- You think something “sub-par” must be really, really good.
- You wonder what a billiard table stimps.
- You call dimes ball markers.
- You think the Dutch Masters must be a golf tournament.
- You wear your golf shoes when you go for a walk.
- You believe you could hit it over the centerfield scoreboard with an 8-iron.
- You argue the family should vacation in Myrtle Beach.
- You see a gopher hole in your backyard and immediately think of dynamite.
- You mow your lawn to fairway height.
- You’re distracted at a funeral, thinking what a nice golf course the cemetery would have made.
- You understand why Michael Jackson only wore one glove.
- You’re proud that the president plays golf.
- You respect karma so much that you’d never order a fried egg for breakfast.
- You think having a handicap is a good thing.
- Your co-workers know you’re a single digit. Your boss thinks you’re a 20, but could be a 15 if you just had more time to practice.
- Your favorite numbers are 2, 3, 4, 18 and 72.
- You celebrate special occasions by playing 36 holes.
- You believe that trees really are 90 percent air.
- You know what the “leaf rule” is.
- The dry cleaner returns two golf tees and a divot repair tool with your dress pants.
- You won’t buy a Smart Car because there’s no room for your clubs.
- You know that a “kick point” has nothing to do with UFC.
- You can feel the difference between a two-club and a three-club wind.
- You’re not embarrassed to discuss how your shaft feels.
- You fall asleep counting strokes, not sheep.
- Your wife doesn’t mind if you’re in a threesome.
- You own more than five putters.
- You can coordinate your golf shoes with your shirt color.
- You sometimes walk around the house with your hands in an interlocking grip.
- You spend your lunch hour on the practice green.
- You know what a Cadet Medium-Large is.
- You have both a golf course calendar and a golf course screen-saver.
- You think Kelly Tilghman is hot.
- You believe twilight starts at 2 p.m.
- Your favorite websites are PGATOUR.com, GolfChannel.com and GolfWRX.com.
- You know the Goose, the Hawk, the Bulldog, the Walrus, the Golden Bear, the Shark and Tiger have nothing to do with the animal kingdom.
- Your favorite color is Masters green.
- You know that standing on a 7 rather than hitting a soft 6 has as much to do with golf as blackjack.
- You get up earlier on Saturday and Sunday than you do on weekdays.
- You don’t think of having a caddie as owning a nice car.
- The TV celebrity you’d most like to have lunch with is Michael Breed.
- No matter what nationality you are, you have a soft spot in your heart for Scotland.
- You start checking the weekend forecast on Tuesday.
- Your left hand isn’t as tanned as your right and your feet look white compared to your legs.
- You have a desk-job, but still have calluses on your hands.
- You read a slight left-to-right break on the carpet as you walk down a long hotel corridor.
- When someone mentions getting a new Toyota hybrid, you’re surprised because you didn’t even know Toyota made golf clubs.
- You’re not upset about getting older because it means you’re closer to shooting your age.
- At a cocktail party where you don’t know anyone, you gravitate to the guy whose face is most sunburned.
- You can spell Srixon.
- As you reach middle age, you say you’re starting the back nine.
- You’re just superstitious enough to choose golf cart number 70 over number 85.
- You schedule your elective surgery for December.
- It doesn’t seem odd to drink your second beer at 10:30 a.m. on a Sunday.
- You can’t believe you missed from 10 feet, and say “about time” when you make a 20-footer.
- You tell your wife you really don’t mind too much if she wants to spend Saturday with her sister.
- The only time you’re ever nervous is right before the opening tee shot.
- You tend to think of tall grass as U.S. Open-style rough.
- You believe you could cut your handicap in half if you just had more free time.
- The only time you ever wear shorts in public is at a golf course.
- Your bucket list includes trips to Fife, Bandon, Monterrey, Sheboygan and Farmingdale.
- You remember every shot from your best round and none from your worst.
- You know your career round is still in the future.
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A special thanks to Alec, Garett and Bob Hill for edits and suggestions on “You know you’re a golfer when…”
Opinion & Analysis
The 2 primary challenges golf equipment companies face

As the editor-in-chief of this website and an observer of the GolfWRX forums and other online golf equipment discourse for over a decade, I’m pretty well attuned to the grunts and grumbles of a significant portion of the golf equipment purchasing spectrum. And before you accuse me of lording above all in some digital ivory tower, I’d like to offer that I worked at golf courses (public and private) for years prior to picking up my pen, so I’m well-versed in the non-degenerate golf equipment consumers out there. I touched (green)grass (retail)!
Complaints about the ills of and related to the OEMs usually follow some version of: Product cycles are too short for real innovation, tour equipment isn’t the same as retail (which is largely not true, by the way), too much is invested in marketing and not enough in R&D, top staffer X hasn’t even put the new driver in play, so it’s obviously not superior to the previous generation, prices are too high, and on and on.
Without digging into the merits of any of these claims, which I believe are mostly red herrings, I’d like to bring into view of our rangefinder what I believe to be the two primary difficulties golf equipment companies face.
One: As Terry Koehler, back when he was the CEO of Ben Hogan, told me at the time of the Ft Worth irons launch, if you can’t regularly hit the golf ball in a coin-sized area in the middle of the face, there’s not a ton that iron technology can do for you. Now, this is less true now with respect to irons than when he said it, and is less and less true by degrees as the clubs get larger (utilities, fairways, hybrids, drivers), but there remains a great deal of golf equipment truth in that statement. Think about it — which is to say, in TL;DR fashion, get lessons from a qualified instructor who will teach you about the fundamentals of repeatable impact and how the golf swing works, not just offer band-aid fixes. If you can’t repeatably deliver the golf club to the golf ball in something resembling the manner it was designed for, how can you expect to be getting the most out of the club — put another way, the maximum value from your investment?
Similarly, game improvement equipment can only improve your game if you game it. In other words, get fit for the clubs you ought to be playing rather than filling the bag with the ones you wish you could hit or used to be able to hit. Of course, don’t do this if you don’t care about performance and just want to hit a forged blade while playing off an 18 handicap. That’s absolutely fine. There were plenty of members in clubs back in the day playing Hogan Apex or Mizuno MP-32 irons who had no business doing so from a ballstriking standpoint, but they enjoyed their look, feel, and complementary qualities to their Gatsby hats and cashmere sweaters. Do what brings you a measure of joy in this maddening game.
Now, the second issue. This is not a plea for non-conforming equipment; rather, it is a statement of fact. USGA/R&A limits on every facet of golf equipment are detrimental to golf equipment manufacturers. Sure, you know this, but do you think about it as it applies to almost every element of equipment? A 500cc driver would be inherently more forgiving than a 460cc, as one with a COR measurement in excess of 0.83. 50-inch shafts. Box grooves. And on and on.
Would fewer regulations be objectively bad for the game? Would this erode its soul? Fortunately, that’s beside the point of this exercise, which is merely to point out the facts. The fact, in this case, is that equipment restrictions and regulations are the slaughterbench of an abundance of innovation in the golf equipment space. Is this for the best? Well, now I’ve asked the question twice and might as well give a partial response, I guess my answer to that would be, “It depends on what type of golf you’re playing and who you’re playing it with.”
For my part, I don’t mind embarrassing myself with vintage blades and persimmons chasing after the quasi-spiritual elevation of a well-struck shot, but that’s just me. Plenty of folks don’t give a damn if their grooves are conforming. Plenty of folks think the folks in Liberty Corner ought to add a prison to the museum for such offences. And those are just a few of the considerations for the amateur game — which doesn’t get inside the gallery ropes of the pro game…
Different strokes in the game of golf, in my humble opinion.
Anyway, I believe equipment company engineers are genuinely trying to build better equipment year over year. The marketing departments are trying to find ways to make this equipment appeal to the broadest segment of the golf market possible. All of this against (1) the backdrop of — at least for now — firm product cycles. And golfers who, with their ~15 average handicap (men), for the most part, are not striping the golf ball like Tiger in his prime and seem to have less and less time year over year to practice and improve. (2) Regulations that massively restrict what they’re able to do…
That’s the landscape as I see it and the real headwinds for golf equipment companies. No doubt, there’s more I haven’t considered, but I think the previous is a better — and better faith — point of departure when formulating any serious commentary on the golf equipment world than some of the more cynical and conspiratorial takes I hear.
Agree? Disagree? Think I’m worthy of an Adam Hadwin-esque security guard tackle? Let me know in the comments.
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Fore Love of Golf: Introducing a new club concept

Episode #16 brings us Cliff McKinney. Cliff is the founder of Old Charlie Golf Club, a new club, and concept, to be built in the Florida panhandle. The model is quite interesting and aims to make great, private golf more affordable. We hope you enjoy the show!
Opinion & Analysis
On Scottie Scheffler wondering ‘What’s the point of winning?’

Last week, I came across a reel from BBC Sport on Instagram featuring Scottie Scheffler speaking to the media ahead of The Open at Royal Portrush. In it, he shared that he often wonders what the point is of wanting to win tournaments so badly — especially when he knows, deep down, that it doesn’t lead to a truly fulfilling life.
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“Is it great to be able to win tournaments and to accomplish the things I have in the game of golf? Yeah, it brings tears to my eyes just to think about it because I’ve literally worked my entire life to be good at this sport,” Scheffler said. “To have that kind of sense of accomplishment, I think, is a pretty cool feeling. To get to live out your dreams is very special, but at the end of the day, I’m not out here to inspire the next generation of golfers. I’m not out here to inspire someone to be the best player in the world, because what’s the point?”
Ironically — or perhaps perfectly — he went on to win the claret jug.
That question — what’s the point of winning? — cuts straight to the heart of the human journey.
As someone who’s spent over two decades in the trenches of professional golf, and in deep study of the mental, emotional, and spiritual dimensions of the game, I see Scottie’s inner conflict as a sign of soul evolution in motion.
I came to golf late. I wasn’t a junior standout or college All-American. At 27, I left a steady corporate job to see if I could be on the PGA Tour starting as a 14-handicap, average-length hitter. Over the years, my journey has been defined less by trophies and more by the relentless effort to navigate the deeply inequitable and gated system of professional golf — an effort that ultimately turned inward and helped me evolve as both a golfer and a person.
One perspective that helped me make sense of this inner dissonance around competition and our culture’s tendency to overvalue winning is the idea of soul evolution.
The University of Virginia’s Division of Perceptual Studies has done extensive research on reincarnation, and Netflix’s Surviving Death (Episode 6) explores the topic, too. Whether you take it literally or metaphorically, the idea that we’re on a long arc of growth — from beginner to sage elder — offers a profound perspective.
If you accept the premise literally, then terms like “young soul” and “old soul” start to hold meaning. However, even if we set the word “soul” aside, it’s easy to see that different levels of life experience produce different worldviews.
Newer souls — or people in earlier stages of their development — may be curious and kind but still lack discernment or depth. There is a naivety, and they don’t yet question as deeply, tending to see things in black and white, partly because certainty feels safer than confronting the unknown.
As we gain more experience, we begin to experiment. We test limits. We chase extreme external goals — sometimes at the expense of health, relationships, or inner peace — still operating from hunger, ambition, and the fragility of the ego.
It’s a necessary stage, but often a turbulent and unfulfilling one.
David Duval fell off the map after reaching World No. 1. Bubba Watson had his own “Is this it?” moment with his caddie, Ted Scott, after winning the Masters.
In Aaron Rodgers: Enigma, reflecting on his 2011 Super Bowl win, Rodgers said:
“Now I’ve accomplished the only thing that I really, really wanted to do in my life. Now what? I was like, ‘Did I aim at the wrong thing? Did I spend too much time thinking about stuff that ultimately doesn’t give you true happiness?’”
Jim Carrey once said, “I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.”
Eventually, though, something shifts.
We begin to see in shades of gray. Winning, dominating, accumulating—these pursuits lose their shine. The rewards feel more fleeting. Living in a constant state of fight-or-flight makes us feel alive, yes, but not happy and joyful.
Compassion begins to replace ambition. Love, presence, and gratitude become more fulfilling than status, profits, or trophies. We crave balance over burnout. Collaboration over competition. Meaning over metrics.
Interestingly, if we zoom out, we can apply this same model to nations and cultures. Countries, like people, have a collective “soul stage” made up of the individuals within them.
Take the United States, for example. I’d place it as a mid-level soul: highly competitive and deeply driven, but still learning emotional maturity. Still uncomfortable with nuance. Still believing that more is always better. Despite its global wins, the U.S. currently ranks just 23rd in happiness (as of 2025). You might liken it to a gifted teenager—bold, eager, and ambitious, but angsty and still figuring out how to live well and in balance. As much as a parent wants to protect their child, sometimes the child has to make their own mistakes to truly grow.
So when Scottie Scheffler wonders what the point of winning is, I don’t see someone losing strength.
I see someone evolving.
He’s beginning to look beyond the leaderboard. Beyond metrics of success that carry a lower vibration. And yet, in a poetic twist, Scheffler did go on to win The Open. But that only reinforces the point: even at the pinnacle, the question remains. And if more of us in the golf and sports world — and in U.S. culture at large — started asking similar questions, we might discover that the more meaningful trophy isn’t about accumulating or beating others at all costs.
It’s about awakening and evolving to something more than winning could ever promise.
Bigger Bite
Aug 27, 2015 at 12:38 am
Funny post, two thumbs up. As for the haters, seriously think you all missed the point of the article. It is not an Obama conference for votes…………
BOB
Jun 22, 2015 at 9:47 pm
You know that a “kick point” has nothing to do with UFC.
wut
janicewright
Jun 22, 2015 at 10:22 am
Even Michael Jordan said he would never play with the community organizer because his games stinks. Obama’s favorite 4 some, himself, Rev Wright, Bill Ayers and Al Sharpton. The company Barry keeps tells you everything you need to know about him. However, bringing in more and more illegals solves that problem. Just give them countless taxpayer benefits……..in exchange for their votes.
birdeez
Jun 24, 2015 at 12:40 pm
beheading…….obama beheading to the golf course. no time for real issues. then again, him hitting shanks all afternoon on the course is better than him trying to force liberal policy down our throats.
sheckygreen
Jun 22, 2015 at 9:58 am
Why put the community organizer’s picture on this article? The economy sucks, race relations are the worst of any modern presidency, our military has been feminized, illegal aliens have been bribed to come here with our taxpayer $ and vote for the communists\socialist\Islamic\democrat party. He is stealing the country from the white people that built it. And there stands Barry, thinking about his pathetic golf game. What an evil man!
devilsadvocate
Jun 20, 2015 at 10:01 pm
Some of you need to remove the stick from your shady area… Pretty amusing article… If u clicked shank then you are probably the guy nobody wants to play with… What did you expect from this article? Swing instruction? Equipment secrets? Inside information? C’mon the Damn title is a play on foxworthy… Glad my life brings me more pleasure than your miserable existence
promoteroftruth
Jun 21, 2015 at 11:35 am
What makes you think we should pay you any attention ‘know-it-all mommy’?
devilsadvocate
Jun 21, 2015 at 6:55 pm
Haha what a rebel
Mark in L'ville, KY
Jun 18, 2015 at 9:53 am
Tom, I thought these were all very funny. Although it may be because WAY too many of them hit a little too close to home with me. Good list right along with so many of the “definitions of golf terms” lists we all have seen at one time or another. Well done.
P.S. I’m a registered Republican & I could not care less that Obama was mentioned &/or pictured in the list. Save the crazy & venom for a year from this November people & then take it to another forum.
AllBOdoesisgolf
Jun 17, 2015 at 2:16 pm
The “funny” part is that WRX does not allow politics of any kind…. hypocrisy much?
Bobtrumpet
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:49 pm
“You know what a Cadet Medium-Large is.”
Yeah, it’s my glove size! 🙂
Jake Anderson
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:03 pm
do you know this because you are a communist yourself, mr. so-called joeamerican? i would not think so, but please be frank.
Drew R.
Jun 17, 2015 at 11:54 am
When driving on a curvy tree-line highway, sometimes I imagine what shot shape I would take. In the gym, I don’t check myself in the mirror. I check my feet, hip and shoulder alignment before taking an imaginary swing. When shopping with my fiancee, i used a hanger to drill my putter stroke. I once caught myself wondering what was the bounce angle of serving spoon.
stu
Jun 17, 2015 at 7:17 am
Kelly Tilghman hot? Get some glasses.
MartyMoose09
Jun 17, 2015 at 1:35 pm
If you like the weathered look.
Dirk
Jun 16, 2015 at 10:12 pm
Good lord! Just a picture of Obama brings the Foxnews lunatics out of the woodwork! Sweet baby Jane you guys need to take a deep breath and relax!
Tom Hill
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:12 am
Thanks Dirk – every US president since Jimmy Carter has played golf and that’s what I meant when I wrote “You know you’re a golfer when you’re proud that the President plays golf.” And in fact, that stanza actually somewhat implies that the golfer is not necessarily proud of the president (whoever is in office now), his actions, or even what he stands for, but we’re proud that the person holding the office of president (supposedly the most powerful person in the world) is a golfer, like we all are. I didn’t choose the image of President Obama that was put with the article, but don’t all of us recognize ourselves… killing time while lost in our shared passion… in what’s conveyed in that picture?
mike
Jun 16, 2015 at 3:42 pm
I don’t know why so many people are giving this a shank I think this article is freaking hysterical and most golfers know that at least half of these applied to them and its true and funny but I don’t understand why all the people are not hitting like vs shank
chris
Jun 16, 2015 at 3:52 pm
They probably hit “shank” because they don’t think it’s funny. At least that’s why I clicked it.
ron
Jun 17, 2015 at 10:34 am
For me- It’s not so much “not funny”, but not really good points. Could have been better. Pretty sure there a forum thread on here on this with some good stuff in there.
Scott
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:15 pm
yep, this is a shank
Mike
Jun 21, 2015 at 6:16 pm
Why shank. Golfers need to chill and check your ego at the door. What are the reasons f I r spanking this
ITstan
Jun 16, 2015 at 2:10 pm
The destruction artist in that image makes me want to puke!
MartyMoose09
Jun 16, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Barry has a very weak grip, no wonder he’s never gotten better at golf.