This week’s edition of “Tweets” is a motley collection, featuring news of everything from Lydia Ko’s official status as a Callaway staffer to Nick Faldo’s difficulty with his BlackBerry. In other news, Nick Faldo still has a BlackBerry.

Last week, Jimmy Walker lifted the trophy at the Sony Open in Hawaii for his second “W” in the past three months (Walker won the Frys.com open in October). Although he’s a more prolific poster of ridiculously beautiful skyscapes and nature scenes and retweeting, Walker did take to Twitter following the win.

See what he said and more below.

Jhonny Vegas (never to be confused with English comic Johnny Vegas), who had shoulder surgery in 2013, is getting his game back in shape. Vegas has teed it up three times during the 2013-2014 season and has two made cuts under his belt. In a small sample, he’s 133rd in strokes gained putting, so seeking out the putting guru is a prudent move.

Colt Knost tweeted the following photo of one of his “favorite people in all the world,” Luke List. Hopefully they removed the baby from the stroller before the silly photo. Happy 29th, Sir Double L.

From Double L to DL III, Davis Love tweeted the following shot of his gear-filled locker, featuring Kingmade Jerkey, which seems to be the primary form of sustenance for professional golfers.

If you follow the third-place finisher at the Hyundai Tournament of Champions on Twitter, you know that Kevin Streelman and wife recently had a child. And if you follow a multitude of professional golfers on Twitter, you know they often receive trinkets from their sponsors after bringing new life into the world. This putter (and its headcover), courtesy of Scotty Cameron,  is one of the cooler gifts.

Breaking news: Bubba Watson is tweeting something a.) related to one of his sponsors b.) involving a “cool” golf cart. It’s here because you’ll probably hear it somewhere else, as its newsworthy when Bubba does crazy things like getting free golf carts.

Here’s something actually newsworthy: As we reported recently, Lydia Ko has joined Callaway Golf. She tweeted the following selfie with her new staff hat.

In equipment related tweets: Vaughn Taylor is excited about the new TaylorMade Tour Preferred MB irons.

Hopefully Nick Faldo got this situation sorted out…Any word on what to do when your VCR won’t play the tape you just rented from Blockbuster?

Nicholas Thompson snapped a picture with President Bill Clinton, who is the master of ceremonies of sorts at the Humana Challenge.

Of course, in the “Distinguished Individuals at the Humana Challenge Department,” Gary Player took the cake. We’ve all heard his “1000 sit-ups a day” comments throughout the years. Apparently, he wasn’t kidding, as he invited Amanda Balionis to….stand on his stomach. Reminder: Player is 78, folks.

And, as you’ll see in this video Amanda Balionis posted on Twitter, he still has game…and I’m not talking about his golfing proficiency.